奉天承運...

我承認我很無聊, 但這個我錄了好多次才成功, 雖然最後還是破工了...



One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch !!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna f@?k ". I tell her "you don't understand me... I wanna fork on the table". She say: "you better not f@?k on the table you sonnawabitch" .

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on my bed". He say: "you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said "peace on you", and I say: "Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy !

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  • rangi
  • 啊哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!
    好口年~ lol
  • 母哇哈哈

    阿蕉 於 2013/03/02 20:32 回覆

  • soul
  • 呵呵呵呵呵
  • 所以妳刻意不跟一樓的一樣 改用呵呵呵呵...

    阿蕉 於 2013/03/02 21:07 回覆

  • 咪雅比
  • 啊哈哈哈~
  • 嗶嗶 你跟一樓重複了!

    阿蕉 於 2013/03/03 00:43 回覆

  • 展翅飛翔吧!!!
  • 聲音好聽(為避免被打)
  • 只能打小力一點了...

    阿蕉 於 2013/03/07 13:06 回覆

  • 展翅飛翔吧!!!
  • 有磁性
  • 聽說有人專門趁我感冒時候打給我...

    阿蕉 於 2013/03/07 14:11 回覆